“If you’re going to go after the household help, get a ‘Yes’ first.”

Bill Maher

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“I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and clean themselves, and they still work. The women, though, they’re all ‘crazy.’ I have a suspicion — and hear me out, because this is a rough one — that the definition of ‘crazy’ in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.”

Tina Fey

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“Before marriage I was wildly interested in sex, but since joining up with my old goat, it has taken its proper position in my life.”

Julia Child

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“Birth, and copulation, and death.
That’s all the facts when you come to brass tacks:
Birth, and copulation, and death.
I’ve been born, and once is enough.”

T. S. Eliot

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“I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex.”

Kurt Vonnegut

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“Abstractly cheering thought: the millions of people around the world who will tonight sleep together for the first time.”

Alain de Botton

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“She refused to sleep in the same bed with a dead love, the skeleton of a passion.”

Anaïs Nin

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