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Tina Fey

(b. 1970– )

U.S. actress, comedian, writer, and producer

My parents raised me never to ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say. I considered it such an impolite question that for years I didn’t even ask myself. Thirty-five turned into forty faster than McDonald’s food turns into cold non-food.

—Tina Fey

“Confessions of a Juggler,” The New Yorker, February 14 & 21, 2011, 65.

I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and clean themselves, and they still work. The women, though, they’re all “crazy.” I have a suspicion—and hear me out, because this is a rough one—that the definition of “crazy” in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore.

—Tina Fey

Tina Fey, “Confessions of a Juggler,” The New Yorker, February 14 & 21, 2011, pp 64–67 (quote is on page 65).